More Simply Stated

We are going to give Turkey war ships so they can destroy the PKK Kurds in Northern Iraq, cause they are bad, cause they fight the Turks our friends and we will give WMDs to the PJAK Kurds in Sothern Iraq, cause they are good, to use on the Iranians, cause they are bad and Nancy Pelosi is going to pass a resolution condemning the Turks of trying to exterminate the Armenians in WWI, cause they were good and that's bad, cause the Turks helped US get Saddam Hussein for trying to kill the Kurds in the North who we said were good.
We invaded Iraq to remove Saddam Hussein cause he used the WMDs we gave him to use on the bad Iranians, on the Northern Kurds who were good and now bad, cause they fight the Turks, but that wasn't good. This was the reason given after we found out that we were attacked by Arab al-Qaeda living with the Taliban in Afghanistan and not al-Qaeda from Iraq, who we thought had yellow cake, but it was the Iranians all along who had their cake and ate it too. Now, Joe Wilson knew this in the beginning, so we told everyone about his wife Valerie Plame to shut him up and Scooter had to take the Plame blame, but he wasn't the one and the Democrats blamed several people including VP Dick. Sounds a lot like the old Plame game.
Makes you Proud to be a Merican, don't it? Pass this on to everyone you know and support our boys at the CIA.
~Ned~